Hines Ward featured in The Dark Knight Rises trailer

[Third Rail]

Originally Posted by ricardisimo

Hysterical. It would be a young speedster like Hines who outruns danger while everyone else gets sucked up. He scored, that's all that matters.

If the Gotham Rogues were a real team, I could see the posts on the sports message boards already:

"HAHAHA! ROGUES RULE! They scored while your team just fell into a chasm and died! Let's see how fast you can replace your players and make a playoff run! Your team is on IR... FOREVER!"

[Bayz101]

Originally Posted by Third Rail

If the Gotham Rogues were a real team, I could see the posts on the sports message boards already:

"HAHAHA! ROGUES RULE! They scored while your team just fell into a chasm and died! Let's see how fast you can replace your players and make a playoff run! Your team is on IR... FOREVER!"

Concussions would no longer be the biggest safety concern. Ripping the opposing players head off his torso would be a $40,000 fine.

[Third Rail]

LOL

Roger Goodell has informed Bane that he will be fined $25,000 for murdering all of those players.

The fine was relatively small, since Bane is a first time offender. However, Gotham Rogues LB James Harrison will be fined $250,000 and will be suspended for four games, as he is a repeat offender.

Both men are expected to appeal, and Commissioner Goodell is expected to laugh.

[Bayz101]

Originally Posted by Third Rail

LOL

Roger Goodell has informed Bane that he will be fined $25,000 for murdering all of those players.

The fine was relatively small, since Bane is a first time offender. However, Gotham Rogues LB James Harrison will be fined $250,000 and will be suspended for four games, as he is a repeat offender.

Both men are expected to appeal, and Commissioner Goodell is expected to laugh.

In other news, Saftey Ryan Clark is going to be fined $100,000 and a 2 game suspension for farting in the general direction of an opposing player.

[QCbeauBlak]

Originally Posted by Third Rail

If the Gotham Rogues were a real team, I could see the posts on the sports message boards already:

"HAHAHA! ROGUES RULE! They scored while your team just fell into a chasm and died! Let's see how fast you can replace your players and make a playoff run! Your team is on IR... FOREVER!"

dead*

[Third Rail]

LOL

Also, noticed that Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl appears in the trailer too. Apparently he plays the kicker for the opposing team.

[Bayz101]

Originally Posted by Third Rail

LOL

Also, noticed that Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl appears in the trailer too. Apparently he plays the kicker for the opposing team.

Oh god. Pittsburgh's mayor's name has "Raven" in it

[Third Rail]

Originally Posted by Bayz101

Oh god. Pittsburgh's mayor's name has "Raven" in it

Yeah, I know. Weird, isn't it? A few years back, during the Pittsburgh Super Bowl year, he changed it to "Steelerstahl" for a week.

Anyway, it could always be worse. His name could be Tebowstahl.

[ricardisimo]

Originally Posted by Third Rail

Yeah, I know. Weird, isn't it? A few years back, during the Pittsburgh Super Bowl year, he changed it to "Steelerstahl" for a week.

Anyway, it could always be worse. His name could be Tebowstahl.

There have been two mayors in Pittsburgh named Brown as well. I can guarantee that numerous bungholes have been elected to Pittsburgh's highest office, just as in every town.

[Third Rail]

But I bet if a guy named Bengalsmith or something ran for mayor in Pittsburgh, he'd lose by a landslide. Because everyone knows the Bengals suck.

Oh, for those of you who haven't seen Hines in the trailer, it's online now:

http://www.slashfilm.com/the-dark-kn...rical-trailer/